is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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