Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
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I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
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And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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