STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
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