Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
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