Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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