help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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