at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
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She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
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When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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