just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
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just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
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The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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