Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(650): View more from California

oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.

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(801): View more from Utah

two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?

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(757): View more from Virginia

i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools

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(509): View more from Washington

i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it

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(604): View more from British Columbia

Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.

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(813): View more from Florida

I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for

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