just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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