all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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