The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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