We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
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