Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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