Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
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In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
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I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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