I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
When did we convert life to cartoon?
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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