I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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