Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
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Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
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I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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