you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
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shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
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I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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