i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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