do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
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You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
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Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
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Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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