i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Randomize