yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Did we literally take a cab across the street
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Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
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Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
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