Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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