You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
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Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
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I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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