using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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