just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
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I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
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His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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