How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
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