everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I can feel your judgement through the phone
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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