You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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