i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
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Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
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You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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