and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
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Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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