i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
Randomize
