You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
The convent might be a nice break from real life
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
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