She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
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Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
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If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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