Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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