Three words: puerto rican gang bang
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
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The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
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I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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