Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
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Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
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We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
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