i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
Shame - the story of my life.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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