About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
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she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
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My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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