Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
Randomize