garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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