would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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