And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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