I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
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Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
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Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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