bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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