weddingsv make me drug and hornr
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
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And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
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telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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