You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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