The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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