Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
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Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
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All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
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