Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
My bed smells like the plague
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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