Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
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