Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
we should paint friendship bongs
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