I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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