i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
When are your genitals available?
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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