do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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