McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
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