there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
Someone came in the potted fern
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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