according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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